To All of the Cranky Old Dudes:

[Fish Man]

just remember us youngins can outrun all you older folks lol ;D

[Jake.]

just remember us youngins can outrun all you older folks lol ;D

But watch out for them when they're on those Rascal scooters, those can really fly!  ;D

[Fish Man]

they also got about an extra 3 feet added to their range if they have their canes with them  ;D

[Micro]

Been to the senior center lately? All the old dudes are wearing shoes with Velcro closures they got from the Haband ad in the back of the Parade magazine.

I almost spit up my coke on that one.   ;D   I remember those ads.   Man, those are old-guy shoes  ;D ;D

[fourbizz]

Keep up the pressure guys, the geriatrics are folding.

[Glenn]

Folding?  No.  Just patient.  :

[slomoe]

its ok Glenn, You can have the fast one..

[Micro]

Folding? No. Just patient. :

Glenn, you're in your 40s.  You don't qualify as an "old dude."  You're not an old dude until at least 50 and you buy your first pair of plaid pants.  

[Hookemdown.]

I have a pair of plaid shorts :

[frogtog]

I'm old enough, where's my medication. My wife just bought me a pair on those shoes with the rollers in the heels. just took out four ladies and myself at the mall. I knew I should have practiced a little before I tried them out.

[skunked_again]

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ahh........lol............wow. Ronnie, i like the way you think, if you ever find yourself in KC you got a boat and tackle waiting on you to go fishing.

on a side note, Hawgin has the same, and since hes minutes away he should PM me and well hook up and ill show him the few places in Kansas bigger bass are to be had.......

[Pond Hopper]

I respect my elders, most of the time, but as I tell my grandpa, I do not need a little blue pill and gravity has not hit me yet.  He just shakes his head and walks away.   ;D

[burleytog]

Wait a d**n minute...I like pudding. :-?

You youngsters just pay attention. Us old guys know about goodies that will make you throw rocks at pudding.

Note to self: Looks like you can bribe them with pudding. (It's all just too easy)

Ronnie

Check your math Ronnie, I'm on your side.

But yes, I can be bribed with pudding skin.  :-[

[Alpster]

Wait a d**n minute...I like pudding.   :-?

You youngsters just pay attention. Us old guys know about goodies that will make you throw rocks at pudding.

Note to self: Looks like you can bribe them with pudding. (It's all just too easy)

Ronnie

Check your math Ronnie, I'm on your side.

But yes, I can be bribed with pudding skin.  :-[

I knew that and I should have quoted Hookem. That's how freakin senile I am.  ;D

Ronnie

[Long Mike]

Plaid? Did someone say plaid?  I very much enjoy wearing my plaid skirt from time to time along with its sporran.

Let's see how long it will take you young'uns to tell me the what the plaid skirt is really called.  No fair looking it up on the net or in a book.

[fourbizz]

kilt.

please! : : :

;D

[mattm]

Kilt????????

[mattm]

LOL......leave it up to the older, wiser, young ones.

[fourbizz]

he must have had to go to the bathroom again.

incontinence is not funny people.

[mattm]

he must have had to go to the bathroom again.

Dang it!  We will be here for awhile.  Drip, drip, drip ;D.

[Pond Hopper]

he must have had to go to the bathroom again.

incontinence is not funny people.

Wow, I just spit half a beer all over the wall as I was trying to avoid the keyboard

And let's hope he had his prune juice and dose of fiber today :

[Long Mike]

Correct on the kilt.  Now, what's the plaid pattern called?

[mattm]

got me on that one.  However, i'll say that any old fart that knows spends to much time looking/studying man skirts.

[Root beer]

This thread made my night. ;D

[fourbizz]

Nice stems mike!