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Sam has been a wildlife biologist studying shrew behavior for 25 years and is finally ready to sit down and write his doctoral dissertation. He finds the perfect writing spot, 50 acres of land in the Tennessee mountains as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.

"Name's Bo... Your neighbor from four miles away... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Bo is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem... after 25 years in the wildlife business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Bo stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Bo turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear?"

Bo stops in the door again and says,

"Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us"

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Get-ER-Done

ROTFLMAO!!! I was thinking those exact same words after reading it ;D

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