frogtog Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 Old Friends Avid and Mike, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to Feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Mike didn't show up. Avid didn't think much about it and figured Maybe he had a cold or something. But after Mike hadn't shown up For a week or so, Avid really got worried. However, since the only time they Ever got together was at the park, Avid didn't know where Mike lived, so he was Unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Avid figured he had seen the last of Mike, But one day, Avid approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Mike! Avid was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then He said, "For crying out loud Mike, what in the world happened to you?" Mike replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Avid. "What in the world for?" "Well," Mike said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?" "Yeah," said Avid, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 Years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and The judge gave me 30 days for perjury. Quote
Fish Man Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 lol thats great ;D ...but you forgot the title...BASED ON A TRUE STORY Quote
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