Super User Alpster Posted January 30, 2008 Super User Posted January 30, 2008 The pope was touring a California forest before heading back overseas. As he rode along in his pope mobile he came upon an environmental activist wearing a "Sierra Club" jacket with a P.E.T.A. patch on it. All at once to everyone's surprise, a grizzly bear leaped out of the thicket and attacked the tree hugging environmentalist. The pope was amazed to see two hunters dressed in camo, come to the rescue. One hunter quickly shot the bear in the head with a 44 Mag pistol and as the big bear turned loose of his prey the other hunter shot the bear dead with his rifle. They quickly loaded the bear in the back of the truck and helped the poor wounded PETA member into the back seat of the truck. The pope was impressed by this good Samaritan act and proceeded to bless the hunters. The pope said "it's amazing that outdoorsman and environmental fanatics are usually at odds with each other. I am touched by this act of goodwill." And at that they parted company. One hunter said to the other as they were driving down the road. "it was nice of the pope to give us his blessing and all, but he obviously doesn't know much about bear hunting.... By the way, how's our bait doing back there? Is he good for one more? ;D ;D Quote
Super User FishTank Posted January 30, 2008 Super User Posted January 30, 2008 That's pretty funny. When I first read it, I thought the hunters missed. Quote
HUNTER19 Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 lol i wish we could use them as bait!!!! Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted January 31, 2008 Super User Posted January 31, 2008 perfect x2 I wouldn't have it any other way. Quote
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