The Chinese Food Diet

[Tin]

Want to loose a ton of weight fast?

Go eat some Chinese food. For 24 hours you will feel like someone is stabbing you in the stomach, you were run over, then backed over by a large semi, and live in the bathroom.

But I have lost 12 pounds in 18 hours.

[HUNTER19]

looks like some one had a bad meal!!!!

[tipptruck1]

The problem with that is that you would be hungery again in a hour.

[Tin]

Nope, can't even drink water.

[frogtog]

First time I ate Chinese I figured out why most of them don't get any bigger than they are. ;D The first picture I seen of LBH I thought he might have a little Chinese in him.

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

Chickety China Mike?? ;D

[Popeye]

Same "effect" can be produced with some "good" Mexican food (i.e. refried beans, greasy enchilladas, chili releano:o)

Chinese food:  Orange Chicken, Kung Pow Chicken, Brocolli Beef, Chicken Fried Rice, Spicey Chicken - YUM, YUM, YUM!!! My favorites!!!

[slomoe]

I think my girlfriend is on the Wendy's diet. She had some of there $.99 chili and she's been sick for three days. I'm about to fill out a foodborn illness report and have some one from my office go check them out.

[flyhatch]

i was getting into sushi a while back until i got some bad stuff, and ended up doing a 5 hour imatation of a tube of toothpaste with a hole in both ends getting squeezed in the middle.

I am still scared of sushi.

[Lucky Craft Man]

I traveled to Cleveland were I went to a restaurant and ordered some walleye.  There was some funny green stuff that was on the one end of the fish.  My buddy told me it wasn't anything other then maybe some spices or flavoring.  Well, 4 hours later, I was rushed to the hospital with major dehydration (I don't remember a lot of it, because I blacked out after about 3 hours of constant throwing-up and heaving).  Moral of the story, don't eat anything on your fish that doesn't look like it should be there.