What did you do today?

[Hung up Paul]

I had a vasectomy.

Frozen peas are my friend.

[burleytog]

Have fun making sure it took!   ;D

[Guest muddy]

Om my Goodness did that guy behind you wack it with that oar!!!!!!! :o

[Bassn Blvd]

1. Went to work for a couple hours.  

2. Went to the post office to send my ABU Premier back to Cabellas for exchange.

3. Mailed my $50 rebate to Shimano.

4. Went to Comcast and got a HD box.

4. Went fishing and caught 3.

5. Took wife out to dinner.

6. Watched Republican debate.

7. Built a log cabin.

[HUNTER19]

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Om my Goodness did that guy behind you wack it with that oar!!!!!!! :o

I dont think that would feel to good!!!!  

[FishingBuds]

Been there, done that one

Got a funny on this-I remember in the waiting room and seeing a fella come out all boppen around in his sweat pants and the wife nudged me and said "see its not that bad look at him, he looks fine"

Well i admit it helped relaxe me so it was my turn.

Good Lord that fella must have had next to nothen down there, it killed me!

I was walking out holden on to everything and was walking with my feet about 5 foot apart too

Come on! man

Not to mention once I was back at work all the fellas would walk by and say "snip, snip" >

Oh yea today- stayed away from the BOSS!

[Guest avid]

why does a vasectomy freeze your pee?  

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

1. Compiled accident data and entered it into the CHSP database

2.  Went on BR

3.  Reviewed the 2 accidents last month with regional safety

4.  went on BR

5.  Met with training schedule supervisor

6. Went on BR

7.  Ran a DIAD board out to a driver because his died.

8.  Went on BR

9.  DIDN'T get my tubes snipped.  ;D

10.  Went on BR

11.  Went home and saw that Michelle has my site 1/2 built!!!

12.  Wished I could have my computer back so I could go on BR but Michelle is on a tear so I'm just gonna let her keep going

***HEAL UP BUDDY***

[frogtog]

There is some things you just don't let them mess with. ;D

[MALTESE FALCON]

That just doesn't sound like much fun.

Feel better soon.

Falcon

[billyraygull3000]

I worked all day, went to a comedy show, got a cute girl's number, and went to bed.  Then I woke up and someone had given ME a vasectomy!      j/k

~Billy~

[Popeye]

Ouch! That remeinds me of the episode of "Two and a Half Men" when Charlie was considering getting "snipped". Way FUNNY stuff!! I suppose the ACTUAL experience isn't all that much fun or even funny! Hope you feel OK/better soon!! After the peas thawed out did you go ahead and cook/eat them? (ha, ha).

[frogtog]

Got out of bed, coffee, cig checked my lottery numbers and got on BR

Went in the office, done payroll, and got BR

Answered a few Telemarketer calls, and told them about BR

Picked up the mail, came back in and got on BR

Went to the bank and made a deposit, came back and got on BR

Made a few dumb post on BR

Went to lunch, came back and got on BR

It is now 2:10 and I'm still on BR ;D

4:55 I'm having some oyster crackers and a orange soda, still on BR

[Hung up Paul]

24+ hours later it's pretty much just a dull ache but I don't plan on doing much other than laying on the couch this weekend.  After the procedure the doctor brought my wife in the room and told us no sex for a week.  But then he said after that after the week is up that I "get it" whenever I wanted for the next month... doctor's orders.  That was great.  It takes about 30 pops or so until the pipes are completely free of sperm.  I have to supply 2 samples that have zero sperm count before we can toss the condoms out forever.

[Mobydick]

It's odd this subject come up.

I layed in bed till 6 this morning, no sleep.

Got on the bus and started wishing it was the end of the day.

Totally blocked everything out today again.

Now I am on here till I cant keep my eyes open because I have no life.

I didn't know so much $#!& could happen in one week. :'( :'(

[Tin]

Woke up at 2:30am

Limping around sorting letters at UPS from 3:30-8am

Went home, took a shower and watched Jerry Springer

Drove to school Math 12-12:50, then English 1-1:50

Now home on BR  

[Long Mike]

I had a vasectomy about 9:00 A.M. back in 1970.  That evening I went to a wedding reception wearing a VERY tight jock.  Pun intended, I had a ball.  Danced and drank the night away.  Went home, passed out.  Woke up the next morning feeling just great, with the exception that while I was asleep, a Mack truck ran over my gonads.

[Korea_Bassin]

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I had a vasectomy about 9:00 A.M. back in 1970.  That evening I went to a wedding reception wearing a VERY tight jock.  Pun intended, I had a ball.  Danced and drank the night away.  Went home, passed out.  Woke up the next morning feeling just great, with the exception that while I was asleep, a Mack truck ran over my gonads.

Are you sure it wasn't a Peterbilt? ;D

[Guest avid]

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I had a vasectomy about 9:00 A.M. back in 1970.  That evening I went to a wedding reception wearing a VERY tight jock.  Pun intended, I had a ball.  Danced and drank the night away.  Went home, passed out.  Woke up the next morning feeling just great, with the exception that while I was asleep, a Mack truck ran over my gonads.

Are you sure it wasn't a Peterbilt? ;D

LM get's mooked from Korea.

Way to go soldier  

[Glenn]

I saw the Blue Man Group.  

That really wasn't meant as a pun, as I really did go see them, but it kinda came out that way, didn't it?   :

[Guest muddy]

Don't forget the best way to check for sensitivity in that area is to have someone give you a TEST TICKLE

now you been mooked by the Duke

[Popeye]

muddy man:  too FUNNY!!!