frogtog Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 > 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' > > 'Yes. What can I do for you?' > > 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil > Smith... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but > he's hidin' it there.' > > 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on > Virgil's house. They search the shed where the > firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every > piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at > Virgil and leave. > > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. > > 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... Did the Sheriff > come?' > > 'Yeah!' > > 'Did they chop your firewood?' > > 'Yep!' > > 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' > > (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun) Quote
Evan Pease Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 HA! Ive got neighboors that would do that... Quote
Fish Man Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 lol seen it before and its still great Quote
Super User grimlin Posted January 20, 2008 Super User Posted January 20, 2008 Now that's an idea.... Quote
Popeye Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Very FUNNY!! IF there were MJ in the firewood it would sure mean "Don't Bogart that fireplace, my friend" ) Quote
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