Stupid Yuppies, The Beginning of my Revenge

[fourbizz]

Are any of you familiar with the Sierra Club? They are based here in California, but their propaganda is far reaching. Now don't get me wrong, I am a major fan of conservation and environmental management, but these tree huggers are the worst kind. Well connected, wealthy, environazis.

Now today in the junk mail I received the usual credit offers and such and much to my chagrin, within the pile was a letter from the Sierra Club! Hooray!  Inside was of course membership and donation crap and a cute little hiker decal for my hybrid car that I put my kayak on :

I found the pre paid return envelope within and on the front of it it says that if you can put your own stamp on it, it will save them much needed funds. Ahh how thrifty

I found my notebook and wrote the following (minus the BR censorship )

GO FLIP YOURSELVES  

yes, i drew them a cute little smiley too. I will send it out in the morning.

If nothing else, i just cost them 39 cents and got myself a laugh.

On a side note, you should have seen all the crap they put in there. Must not be THAT into saving trees, huh?

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

You should have sent all the paperwork back and asked them to return it to the forest because our country is in a resources crisis. ;D  

Less trees means less oxygen and using paper to pass your propaganda is just blatant waste of such resources.  

There are groups set up to asssist with the saving of our forest's but surely they use the paperless internet instead of killing trees for spamming purposes.  

I'll send them your address so they can send you an educational email.

Peace & Happiness

BIZZ

[burleytog]

You cost them 41 cents...  

So it was 2 cents sweeter.

I've had quite a bit of fun over the last few years requesting promotional materials from groups like Sierra Club, PETA, HSUS, the Brady's and either returning it without opening it or burning it.

[Redlinerobert]

Reminds me of this lady that came up to me at a valet when I was getting the Hummer parked.  "You're killing the earth"!  She said.  I looked at her, smiled, and looked at the valet and told him, "Keep the motor running".  She had a fit! ;D

[jeremyt]

On the subject of hummers, there was a story earlier in the year about a guy who moved into a enviromental friendly neighborhood in Washington state. He owned a Hummer. I guess the neighbors objected and trashed his hummer by breaking glass busting lights and denting the crap out of it. I don't care what your beliefs are you don't mess with someone else's property.

[fish-fighting-illini]

Reminds me of this lady that came up to me at a valet when I was getting the Hummer parked. "You're killing the earth"! She said. I looked at her, smiled, and looked at the valet and told him, "Keep the motor running". She had a fit! ;D

Good one Robert that is a classic!

[burleytog]

asssist with the saving of our forest's

They need saving?  :-?

[burleytog]

Reminds me of this lady that came up to me at a valet when I was getting the Hummer parked. "You're killing the earth"! She said. I looked at her, smiled, and looked at the valet and told him, "Keep the motor running". She had a fit! ;D

Boy I love the way you think.  

[Redlinerobert]

On the subject of hummers, there was a story earlier in the year about a guy who moved into a enviromental friendly neighborhood in Washington state. He owned a Hummer. I guess the neighbors objected and trashed his hummer by breaking glass busting lights and denting the crap out of it. I don't care what your beliefs are you don't mess with someone else's property.

That's when you hop in your H2, drive over to the offending neighbors house, and do some nice donuts on their yards.  make sure you leave no blade of grass, shrub or plant untouched.

[Dan:]

I don't usually get too worked up about the whole wasting paper stuff because the old trees they use to make paper don't take out nearly as much co2 from the atmosphere or put as much oxygen back into the atmosphere as the new, growing trees that loggers usually plant after cutting old ones down.

[luckyinkentucky]

On the subject of hummers, there was a story earlier in the year about a guy who moved into a enviromental friendly neighborhood in Washington state. He owned a Hummer. I guess the neighbors objected and trashed his hummer by breaking glass busting lights and denting the crap out of it. I don't care what your beliefs are you don't mess with someone else's property.

That's when you hop in your H2, drive over to the offending neighbors house, and do some nice donuts on their yards.  make sure you leave no blade of grass, shrub or plant untouched.

Na .... the best thing you can do is mix up a 2 gallon bottle of 'Roundup Extended Control Weed & Grass Killer Plus Weed Preventer', spray @**hole in hug letters on their perfect lawn, and watch them try and fix it a few days later. You have to dig up the soil to get rid of that stuff.  

Or you could just spray their landscaping and watch them scratch their heads.   ;D

[Redlinerobert]

I just don't understand people with the "I'll show him" attitude.  I mean, like the lady that approached me, it's MY choice to drive what I want just like it's YOUR choice to be earth friendly.  How does she know that I don't do other things like recycle?  I simply don't believe in sticking my nose into others business, especially when you dont know all the facts....

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

That's when you hop in your H2, drive over to the offending neighbors house, and do some nice donuts on their yards.  make sure you leave no blade of grass, shrub or plant untouched.

Remove the "to" and eliminate the rest of the sentence.

"That's when you hop in your H2, drive over to the offending neighbors house" ;D ;D

[Guest avid]

Dear Mr. Biz

It has become clear that you are dealing with a host of unresolved issues.

Your hostility is apparent.

The nice people at the Sierra club and the ubiquitous bait monkey are just cutey pies who do not deserve to be foils for your failed toilet training.

I suggest you seek immediate help.

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Your first session is free.

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Here's lookin at YOU kid.................. 8-)

[fourbizz]

what can i say,

fishing has been horrible and I haven't had work for awhile. im starting to get a bit testy ;D

[Tin]

Like "The Monkey Abides" quote bizz. ;D  Things could always be worse dude.

[fourbizz]

that was thanks to your fellow RI pygmy.

regular old laugh riot that guy :