Olebiker Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Years ago I worked in Denver with an ol' boy from Little Rock and another fella from Chicago. A beautiful young woman came into the store in a tight-fitting red, knit dress. Man, she was workin' it as she sashayed down the aisle. John from Little Rock just watched her and remarked, "Looks like a tote sack full of bobcats, don't it?" To which Dave from Chicago responded, "Gimme a hint! Is that good?" Quote
Guest avid Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 While hunting in South Carolina some years back I was remarking to one of the plantation hands. You see on the way down I was stopped by a lady police officer (NY plates y'know) and at the lodge my license was checked by a black game warden. I mentioned to the feller, "Rufus, the South sure has changed" He spit out a stream of Levi Garrett and said, "Boy, and not fo' the betta' Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted December 17, 2007 Super User Posted December 17, 2007 "Can I get that fried?" Quote
Super User Raul Posted December 17, 2007 Super User Posted December 17, 2007 "God bless your/their/his/her heart." "Kleen 'em n 'fry 'em" Quote
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