You know you are too old when.....................

[Guest avid]

Hair grows everywhere on your body except your head  

[Guest muddy]

when the number one question you keep asking is WHO ARE YOU?

You really enjoy time spent with Avid and Long Mike  GEEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

[frogtog]

When you go to bed by yourself and don't care. ;D

[Hookemdown.]

...you start "You know you are too old when..." threads on a bass fishing site.

[Alpster]

When you look at your body parts and decide, if it don't hurt, it don't work.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

When you talk about "good grass" you are referring to your neighbor's lawn.

Just a few.........

Ronnie

[Jimzee]

When you talk about "good grass" you are referring to your neighbor's lawn.

LOL! ;D

[CGH]

You know you are too old when.....................

You and your wife get in the bed and you look into each others eyes and the passions is still their.

And then you come together real close and give /receive a verly loving kiss.

And then she turns over then you turn over and both of you go to sleep.

And your glad ;D

[.ghoti.]

when you're dream are dry

and you're flatulence is not

[the captain]

This one's from a brad paisley song...When your wife says lets run upstairs and make love...

and your response is...

I can not do both ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

When you talk about "good grass" you are referring to your neighbor's lawn.

LOL!  ;D

WHEW,...I'm safe!  (My neighbor doesn't have a lawn,lol)

[Guest muddy]

When you talk about "good grass" you are referring to your neighbor's lawn.

LOL! ;D

WHEW,...I'm safe! (My neighbor doesn't have a lawn,lol)

THATS BECAUSE YOU SMOKED IT

[Long Mike]

I'm going to hijack this thread.  You know you are NEVER too old when:

1. You wake up at 5:30 A.M. and feel like you've been in a train wreck.  An hour later, you're out and about without the use of pain killers.

2. Being in pain is so normal that you just ignore it.  It's like having a wart.

3.  You can go fishing any time you want, launch and retrieve the boat by yourself, and feel very comfortable about fishing alone.

4. You have a loving wife of thirty-eight years who ignores your train wreck condition in the mornings because she knows you do not want her to see it.

5.  You have a loving wife.

[Guest muddy]

I'm going to hijack this thread. You know you are NEVER too old when:

1. You wake up at 5:30 A.M. and feel like you've been in a train wreck. An hour later, you're out and about without the use of pain killers.

2. Being in pain is so normal that you just ignore it. It's like having a wart.

3. You can go fishing any time you want, launch and retrieve the boat by yourself, and feel very comfortable about fishing alone.

4. You have a loving wife of thirty-eight years who ignores your train wreck condition in the mornings because she knows you do not want her to see it.

5. You have a loving wife.

YOU ARE A GOOD MAN LEADING A GOOD LIFE MR> MIKE

[burleytog]

I expected this to be a thread about avid's blue pills not working anymore.  

[Long Mike]

You gradually realize that the only parts of your body that continue to grow are your nose, ears and hair - which now flourishes in your ears, nostrils and on your eyebrows.

It becomes apparent to you that you are totally invisble to attractive young ladies, unless they peg you for a sucker and want you to buy them a few drinks.

You buy her a drink or two.

[RiskKid.]

You old farts just crack me up  

Glad I'm just a kid   :o

[Zel]

You look at that picture of Redlinerobert with Paris Hilton snuggled up close and think... If I were that girls parent..."

[roadwarrior]

You dig "chicks" around 40.

[Olebiker]

You get up an extra hour early and drink lots of coffee in hopes that you will take a dump before getting out on the lake.

[Matt Fly]

I don't know about being "too" old, but, when both grand parents, and mom and dad have passed, you klnow that you are no longer a youngster,  maybe in heart, but truth is, you are getting long in tooth yourself.

Funny, when your young, you thought of death and it scares you cause your so young, and when you get older, its no longer a fear factor.

what does that mean?     I'm not old, but do realize that I'm not young either.

Matt

[FishingBuds]

When your sitting on your tail gate of your truck and eating ice cream with your son, and two young girls drive by and hoot and holler at you, when they get closer you hear them "Oh, man it's some old dude"

true story

[Guest avid]

I expected this to be a thread about avid's blue pills not working anymore.  

They work.

I just can't remember what they do.  :-/

[burleytog]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest muddy]

WHEN THE HOUSE IS A ROCKIN

AND THINGS IS JUST FLOPPIN

[Olebiker]

I've been taking Ginko . I trying to remember what sex was like.