This is Just Wrong!

[fishbear]

Doctor Jim had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.  No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Jim, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.  Whispering:

"Jim....Jim....Jim....you're a vet"

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

I don't get it,.....must be a Southern thing  ;D ;D

[Hookemdown.]

Ohhh.  Like you said

SO wrong! ;D

[fishfordollars]

I get it, even though I am not guilty of it. LBH the last word is the key. FYI, I am in Texas

[fisherdave]

Man I am from Texas and I get it that is wrong I am really from the east.

[tyrius.]

I don't get it,.....must be a Southern thing ;D ;D

Vet is not short for veteran.  It is short for veterinarian (you know the ANIMAL doctor).

[Jake.]

sick.

[John J.]

I wonder what patient it could be lol...(Cat, dog, etc.)

good one!  ;D

[Hookemdown.]

I wonder what patient it could be lol...(Cat, dog, etc.)

good one!  ;D

It was a parakeet.

[grimlin]

I sleep with mine everynight...

my girl doesn't mind...

No i'm not talking about my girl...it's usually when she gets up to go to work,he hops on the bed and takes over her spot.

[frogtog]

Don't mess with the Parakeet it will tell on you. ;D

[Glenn]

That's b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a    d!

did she say, "I love only ewwwwwwe!"

[edbassmaster]

;D ;D ;D ;D