Things that make you go Hmmmmmmm

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

ok, I'll start,....

"Avid" spelled backwards is DIVA!!

[Guest muddy]

If Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond she would become IVANA DIAMOND

If Tuesday Welds married Ted Night  she would become Tuesday Night

If Winnie the Pooh married Snoop doggie Dog she would be Winnie Dog Pooh

If Sour cream is already sour : Why do they put dates on it?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back>>>>>>>>a stick

What do you call a fly without wings>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Walk

Some if the things taht keep me up at night

[Zel]

If a man says something and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

If superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

[Troutfisher]

How cmoe wrdos lkie tihs can be raed eevn wehn tehy are wtitren lkie tihs?

[Tin]

Brail on drive-thru ATM's?

Why are there inter-states in Hawaii?

[BucketmouthAngler13]

LBH spelled backwards is HBL!!!!!!!

lol  sorry for the lame joke

Why are plants green when the color black absorbs more light?

Why do only geese fly in "V"s?

Why is north "north"? what if north is really south or west?

Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, everyone on the earth is upside down and that gravity is pulling us up?

Where does you lap go when you stand up?

(I made all these up)

[CGH]

Why is it that the man of steel "SUPERMAN" will let bullets bounce off his chest but if you throw the gun at him he will Duck

If the chicken came before the egg, where did the chicken come from and if the egg came before the chicken...  Who or what layed the egg  >

Why is it that your stuff will make that funny noise only when the repair person is not their

[Terry_]

If your driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, will they work?

What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?

What happens when an unstopable force meets an unmoveable object?

Why does my brother catch a fish from the same structure I just fished, with the same lure I just fished, Yet I did not? :-/

[Terry_]

Troutfisher, how long did it take to type that?

[SPEEDBEAD.]

If you unplug a light while it is still on, where does the electricity go that is in the cord?

[edbassmaster]

How cmoe wrdos lkie tihs can be raed eevn wehn tehy are wtitren lkie tihs?

Haha!! Good one!!

[Maxximus Redneckus]

Why do women blame us when we get lost and they was the one lookin at the map??                                                                                                                                                                                                                                How come a woman cant smell a roast BURNING or a antifreeze leak in the truck after driving it all day but she sure can smell the woman that gave u a hug early in the mornin 10 hrs later that day??

[Cajun1977]

why do they call it rush hour and noone is moving?

[bassboy1]

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways???

Why are apartments, called apartments, when they are connected???

How come, when someone gives advice, it is called his two cents worth, but then the person receiving the advice gives a penny for your thoughts???

[Bass XL]

why in the heck is it so hard for me to catch fish in super clear water?

[Jimzee]

What is the speed of DARK?   :-?

[.ghoti.]

What is the speed of DARK? :-?

For some reason, I don't think E=MD2 comes out right.

[FishingBuds]

Why do Flies hit the door over and over to get out but, when you open up the door for them they refuse to leave?? :-?

Why do people let dogs lick their face when dogs lick their --well you know :

Why is there a sign that says "Deer crossing" on the road(what makes you think they cross there)

Why do you have to wait in a waiting room at a doctor office to only go into a smaller room to wait again??

In the state of Illinois-parents have to give permission for asprin for their kids and field trips and a nurse to check a tempature but, at 13 kids don't need permission to get an abortion?? :-?

[ring fry]

Why do cows play 'follow the leader' to nowhere?

[Siebert Outdoors]

The one I can't figure out.

Why do people wait until the last minute to purchase/test something then when they have a problem with it expect the whole world to revolve only around them?

Procrastination on your end does not necessitate an emergency on mine.

[Cigarlover 1]

Why is it doctors go through years of education and internship then when they're finished they only practice what they do?  :

[BassChaser57]

Why is it that I will get a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt while in my car but I can ride a motorcycle without seatbelt or helmet in most states?

When you drink cherry koolaid, where does the red go?

When you unplug something fom an electric cord, why does the electric not run out like when you unscrew something from a garden hose?

[cart7t]

Do worms dream?

[boondocks]

How come my farts only smell good to me.

[fish-fighting-illini]

If 2 cars are traveling in the same direction at x distance apart and keep slowing down to slower posted speed signs as they pass them wouldn't the car in the back eventualy run into the car in front of it?