Muddy's bouncies are in peril

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

Muddy's bouncies have been captured and are being held in a super bubble, suspended in space.  I'm assuming there will be a ransom note coming along shortly.....

[Raul]

Well I guess he can trade them in for this one:

or this one

[Long Mike]

Muddy has bouncies?  I thought only women had those.  ;D ;D ;D

[frogtog]

No Muddy has them too. ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

;D ;D ;D

...................I knew this had potential...........

                                                               ;D ;D ;D

[frogtog]

Yall keep playing around, Muddy will go off on you over those bouncies. ;D

[Guest muddy]

I have a hangie with a couple of sub bouncies  Ill have you fella know

[PaparockArk]

Muddy, you can always go to the wave or double wave.

[Guest muddy]

Nah I rather see you rockin the wave Rocky : BY the way LBH, you oughta be ashamed, to think an officer of the order of Mooks taking part in such a diabolical plot,

[cart7t]

I'm concerned

I need to have a drink first and think about this

I suppose we could call the police and report a hostage situation

or just go with the military right off the bat

but whatever we do it better be fast cause without those bouncies this place will go right into the

Well, enough of this, I've got to go to the store and get some new glasses

whatever you do is fine with me. I'm outa here all

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

That's great Cart  I smell a new thread!

Muddy, I have nothing to do with this, I am merely the messenger, the picture was in my mailbox with a note of intention.  It explained that there are "fakes" and holographic bouncies that look just like the real thing.  Don't be fooled,they are clones, SPIES no less.  I can only suggest you remove those but be careful we don't know if they have a self destruct virus in them if deleted,...careful my friend.

[Guest muddy]

WHAT THE *&$#(*#$@( IS IMAGE SGACK, AND WHY IS LBH'S NAME ASSOCIATED WITH SAID ACCOUNT, THE PLOT THICKENS.

[fishbear]

This is beginning to sound like a conspiracy to me...

Is there a grassy knoll??   A stained dress???  Or had the FBI and Secret Service sealed all the records already???   8-) 8-) 8-)

[jeremyt]

If the bouncies don't fit you must aquit.

[Guest avid]

I have been absent from this thread because ................................

I KnOW WHERE THE BOUNCIES ARE!!!!  

But the perp swore me to silence or he would kill and eat my children.

I can only say he looked real skinny and tried to sound like a Kennedy.  

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

and tried to sound like a Kennedy.  

I KNEW Avid would dig up the proof I needed to clear my name,....I don't DRINK!!

[fishbear]

But LBH, I hear you have dated some lady named Marilyn?????  hmmmmmmmmm maybe you are the lost relative???   Were you EVER at Chappaquidick??????   :o ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

I have fished Chappy but that's it.  I swear.

I don't drink, my family has 0 millions of dollars from running booze and my dad was never President (except in my eyes)

I HAVE dated a few Marilyns

If the "scotch on the rocks" don't fit, you must aquit  

[Alpster]

You all know me as Alpster, but in reality I am the locally famous criminal defense and personal injury lawyer Johnnie T. Cockatoo, Esquire.  8-)

My client Mr. Russ L.B. Hookers has obviously been falsely accused of the abduction of Mr. Dom Muddyman's personal bouncies. We believe that the facts of this case will prove that my client was incapable of perpetrating such a heinous crime and will be totally exonerated by the truth of the matters.

So whereas heretoforwith and theretofore hereas, on behalf of my client I not only deny the allegations. I resent the alligators!  And if I have to, I will play the height card.

BTW- You may not even know you've been hurt. Call me at 1-800 SUE EVERYONE.

J.T. For the Firm

[Guest avid]

You all know me as Alpster, but in reality I am the locally famous criminal defense and personal injury lawyer Johnnie T. Cockatoo, Esquire.  8-)

My client Mr. Russ L.B. Hookers has obviously been falsely accused of the abduction of Mr. Dom Muddyman's personal bouncies. We believe that the facts of this case will prove that my client was incapable of perpetrating such a heinous crime and will be totally exonerated by the truth of the matters.

So whereas heretoforwith and theretofore hereas, on behalf of my client I not only deny the allegations. I resent the alligators!  And if I have to, I will play the height card.

BTW- You may not even know you've been hurt. Call me at 1-800 SUE EVERYONE.

J.T. For the Firm

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest muddy]

You all know me as Alpster, but in reality I am the locally famous criminal defense and personal injury lawyer Johnnie T. Cockatoo, Esquire. 8-)

My client Mr. Russ L.B. Hookers has obviously been falsely accused of the abduction of Mr. Dom Muddyman's personal bouncies. We believe that the facts of this case will prove that my client was incapable of perpetrating such a heinous crime and will be totally exonerated by the truth of the matters.

So whereas heretoforwith and theretofore hereas, on behalf of my client I not only deny the allegations. I resent the alligators! And if I have to, I will play the height card.

BTW- You may not even know you've been hurt. Call me at 1-800 SUE EVERYONE.

J.T. For the Firm

AIN'T NUTIN GONNA BEAT THIS POST EXCELLENT RONNIE

ps tHEY WERE DELIVERED UNHARMED, BUT HUNGRY TO ELAINE'S HOUSE EARLY THIS MORNING.

[fishbear]

I just heard, they found the bloody glove behind LBH's house,,,,   :o :-? :-? :-?

Is a slow speed boat chase next??????

[Long Mike]

To All Interested Parties:  My firm, Duey, Rapem and Howe, has accepted the case of the individual known on this website as "Muddy."

To Witt:.  Muddy, aka "Dom," aka "Dominick," aka "Mook" has found reason to believe than none other than "Low-Budget-Hooker," aka "Russ," aka "LBH"  has absconded with Muddy's Bouncies.  My firm will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that LBH is, at the very least, a willing contributor in the commission of this atrocity.  

Henceforth, all communications in relation to said thievery of Bouncies are to be directed to my firm.  We will soon have the bouncies are in our hands.

[Guest muddy]

ALL ICAN SAY UNDER THE ADVICE OF COUNSEL IS NO COMMENT

ALPSTER VS LONG MIKE : THIS COULD OVERSHADOW DARROW VS BRYANT IN THE SCOPES TRIAL

[Panamoka_Bassin]

Thank you counselors for that opening statement.  As you know, I am Judge Itiet, and I will be presiding over this case.  I have alerted the media, so don't be afraid of every major and minor television network having their cameras in here.  I have read all the pertinent facts, and I can tell this is going to be a long drawn out case, possibly taking several years to come to conclusion.  The evidence has been, and will be, submitted, and the grand jury has returned with an indictment.  The defendant, Mr. Hookers, will be kept in protective custody for the entirety of these procedings in a large brown truck, while the prosecutor gathers more evidence, pays off a few witnesses, and tries to find something usefull to this case.

Counselors, it's now time to interview the jury members.  Mr. Ronnie Alpster, representing the tall people, will have first go, as well as his associates.  Gentlemen,  the floor is yours...