frogtog Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 > > Little Davie > > A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She > started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, > stand up!" > > After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you > think you're stupid, Little Davie?" > > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" > ************** > > Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on > her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. > > "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing > the cream with a tissue. > > "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?" > *************** > > > The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in > class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and > 44?" > > Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" > *************** > > Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local > police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of > the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a > picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. > > "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture > him." > > Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his > picture?" > *************** > > Little Davie attended a horse auction w ith his father. He watched as > his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down > the horse's legs, rump, and chest After a few minutes, Davie asked, > "Dad, why are you doing that?" > > His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make > sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." > > Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy > Mom > Quote
Fisher of Men Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Hey, we had a kid like that where I grew up, only his name was Little Johnny. Somehow, I believe they might be related. ;D Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 23, 2007 Super User Posted October 23, 2007 Yea, little Johnny was my neighbor also. Quote
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