Only a Person in West Virginia Could Think of This

[Jimzee]

Only a person in West Virginia could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true

story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in West

Virginia after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer

quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys

on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into

it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other

patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine,

dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked

the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few

inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as

some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the

only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the

road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up

his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and

administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer

indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the

police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"

[.ghoti.]

Good one ;D

[frogtog]

That was a good one Jimzee

[Hookemdown.]

Nice one!

Hey troutfisher, remember, We're laughing with you, not at you.

[Bassn Blvd]

Good one..

[skillet]

;DI think that punchline was the last thing I would have thought of ;D...

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[Jake.]

Brilliant!  

[Troutfisher]

Nice one!

Hey troutfisher, remember, We're laughing with you, not at you.

Plus, I'm not from Southern West Virginia.  That's a totally different part of the state.  ;D