Troutfisher Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" Quote
Troutfisher Posted October 14, 2007 Author Posted October 14, 2007 lol, thanks guys. I knew when I saw it I had to repost. ;D Quote
bassboy1 Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 Reminds me of the one where the guy supposedly hid it under his untilled garden.... ;D BTW, if that guy who stole about 2 cords of our firewood would ever bring it back.... Quote
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