Ky_Lake_Dude Posted October 12, 2007 Posted October 12, 2007 Last name: ________________ First name (check appropriate box): [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________ Lover's Name: ____________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed Model of your pickup: _____________ Year pickup produced: 194____ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] MAXIM [_] TV Guide [_] Soap World [_] Rifle and Shotgun ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted October 13, 2007 Super User Posted October 13, 2007 I'm offended Good stuff! ;D Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 14, 2007 Super User Posted October 14, 2007 Why all the redneck harassment? Atleast I don't have to drive my John Deere to the laundry mat anymore.. Quote
Ky_Lake_Dude Posted October 14, 2007 Author Posted October 14, 2007 Why all the redneck harassment? Atleast I don't have to drive my John Deere to the laundry mat anymore.. ;D ;D Quote
JayW Posted October 14, 2007 Posted October 14, 2007 If my tires are flat... does it still count as a mobile home? Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 14, 2007 Super User Posted October 14, 2007 how the heck did you get that bug on your screen..... Quote
Numpty Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 how the heck did you get that bug on your screen..... like this Quote
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