frogtog Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 >> Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy >> >> 1. A day without sunshine is like night. >> >> 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. >> >> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. >> >> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. >> >> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. >> >> 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. >> >> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. >> >> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. >> >> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. >> >> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. >> >> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. >> >> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. >> >> 13 How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. >> >> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? >> >> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. >> >> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. >> >> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? >> >> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines >> >> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? >> >> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? >> >> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?" >> >> 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. >> >> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. >> >> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates .. it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your axx tomorrow. Quote
Super User burleytog Posted September 28, 2007 Super User Posted September 28, 2007 Now that title is an oxymoron if I've ever seen one. ;D Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted September 28, 2007 Super User Posted September 28, 2007 I like number 14. That would have been something to ponder on back in my college days. Quote
Super User Root beer Posted September 28, 2007 Super User Posted September 28, 2007 LOL. Larry the cable guy for president. ;D Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Something told me this topic would be worth the read. Thanks Quote
RWHusker. Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 The best part of Larry is that he is a die in the wool Husker Fan. He has a luxury box right above our season tickets and throws free hot dogs to the crowds. GO BIG RED Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted September 30, 2007 Super User Posted September 30, 2007 ;D ;D ;D Great read frogtog! Quote
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