Taliesin Posted September 11, 2007 Posted September 11, 2007 My favorite: Why Be Normal? Others: It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack My imaginary friends think I have a mental problem Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me I'm here. What are your other two wishes? Ammo Troop. If I am running either something has gone terribly wrong, or someone just tapped a fresh keg. I went crazy so I wouldn't go insane. Did it work? Cute but psycho. Things even out. Will work for sex. (the guy that wore this said it actually worked) There are too many others that I just cn't remember right now. Quote
Ky_Lake_Dude Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 I'm not short I'm just unusually not tall. Quote
utser Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 make something idiot proof, the idiots will prove you wrong. did you eat an extra helping of stupid this morning? did you ever feel like a fire hydrant and all your friends were dogs? Quote
Clayton Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 For Texas Fans Choke. The Official Drink of Oklahoma. Quote
BassHunter69 Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 For Texas Fans Choke. The Official Drink of Oklahoma. whats funny is i actually saw one of those shirts here in alabama ;D ;D ;D one shirt i saw today that made me laugh a good bit was. (sorry a lil rough but funny i promise) i'll stop looking if you tell your B00bs to stop staring at me Quote
Ky_Lake_Dude Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Saying that guns kill people is like blaming the fork for Rosie being fat. ;D Quote
fish-fighting-illini Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 shirt was on a very attractive tall blond " So tell me again, why do I need a boyfriend?" Quote
Mrs. Matstone Posted September 21, 2007 Posted September 21, 2007 Well I did see one that was pretty funny on the boardwalk one time. It had an arrow pointing down and then on top of that it said "It don't lick itself". I did not purchase this shirt though. Thought about it but would not have had the nads to wear it. Quote
Super User Catt Posted September 22, 2007 Super User Posted September 22, 2007 A sign I keep in my office A lack of planning on your behalf does not constitute a crisis on my behalf Quote
Super User Sam Posted September 22, 2007 Super User Posted September 22, 2007 From the Spy Museum in Washington, DC... Deny Everything Quote
fishbear Posted September 22, 2007 Posted September 22, 2007 Just saw this one the other day. It is hard to remember the initial objective was to drain the swamp, when you are up to your A55 in alligators! Another one from the Georgia Mtns... I hear banjo music! Paddle Faster! ;D Quote
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