You Might Be An Angler if........

[BassHunter69]

Heres a lil something for yall hope yall having a good day if not this will help I promise.

1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.

15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone.

17) You trade beer to your best friend for fishing lures.

18) You call every bass caught big daddio.

19) You can't tell which is prettier the Bass or the girl holding the bass.  

20) You think a torpedo is a fishing lure.

21) You get excited on a navel boat because someone yells fish in the water.

22) You think BassResource.com is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

-If you find yourself in the clubs asking chicks if they wanna spawn

-It's 3am, you are covered head to toe in Gore-Tex because of the relentless rain.....and your line is tight

-You smile a lot

-You're single but still consider yourself extremely faithful............ to your jiggin' stick

-You go through 2-3 t/m's a year

-you are here, on this site, reading this.

[BassHunter69]

-If you find yourself in the clubs asking chicks if they wanna spawn

-It's 3am, you are covered head to toe in Gore-Tex because of the relentless rain.....and your line is tight

-You smile a lot

-You're single but still consider yourself extremely faithful............ to your jiggin' stick

-You go through 2-3 t/m's a year

-you are here, on this site, reading this.

;D ;D good ones lbh  ;D ;D certianly made my day

[roadwarrior]

After reading all these line items, you're thinking...

Well?   :

8-)

[BassHunter69]

i think r.w pretty much said it   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Bassboy15]

After reading all these line items, you're thinking...

Well? :

8-)

LMAO, the smiley makes it all

[Olebiker]

10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

They aren't?  I remember my Dad opening a can and rinsing off that gelatin stuff they came packed in in the lake.  He would then dump them out on the board seat of his old Starcraft, slice them in half with his filet knife and put them between a couple of crackers.  I learned real early to pack my own lunch.

[BassHunter69]

10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

They aren't? I remember my Dad opening a can and rinsing off that gelatin stuff they came packed in in the lake. He would then dump them out on the board seat of his old Starcraft, slice them in half with his filet knife and put them between a couple of crackers. I learned real early to pack my own lunch.

and just think how much else we have in common  

[Catt]

You might be an Angler if.all you clothes are made by Columbia

You might be an Angler if.you kids give you Academy gift cards for Christmas, birthdays & fathers day

You might be an Angler if.you get teary eyed when you see the full moon on the horizon cause you aint on the lake.

You might be an Angler if.when you hardly notice that well endowed blonde in the car next to you but get whiplash trying to see that new bass boat go by.

[Raul]

Those make you a common ordinary every day angler, what makes you a bass fisherman are:

- When your idea of getting a higher degree of education consists in attending The BassMasters University

- When your garden pretty much looks like a jungle

- When you practice every day pitchin & flippin in what used to be your garden

- When your glassy steamlined bass boat is worth more than your house

- When you still have 99 years of mortgage on your home but your bass boat is fully paid ... and you purchased it two years ago.

- Your bass boat is new, the vehicle you use to tow it is either brand spankin new or it 's a 30 year old model

- Your house looks like crap, paint, whatever is left of it is flaking badly but your bass boat shines like 24 karat gold.

- Your bass boat is neatly parked in the garage, your tow vehicle is parked on the driveway exposed to the elements.

- Johnny Morris & Dick Cabela sent you personally dedicated & signed Christmas greeting cards.

- Your name is engraved on a plaque at your local tackle shop as a distinguished custmer.

- You no longer have to type your CC number when checking out at the on-line stores.

[Guest muddy]

You buy your girlfriend dropshot rigs instead of earings to wear

[Alpster]

....you have been gone for 3 days while bass are on the bed and your wife is confident that you are not cheating on her.

Ronnie

[BucketmouthAngler13]

You might be a angler if....

You step on trebble hooks in your room at night.

You sleep with your rods in your room.

You can define the clarity of iced tea.

You spend more money on fishing tackle than on food.

You flip through a BPS magiazne evernight before bed.

You have dreams about fishing then when you wake up you right it all down and try to repeat it exactly in real life.

You've ever wondered how many acres your kitchen sink is.

You often fool around with lures in the pool.

Even worse:

You often fool around with lures in your bathtub or sink. (lol been there)

You give your truck a chartruse or firetiger a spray paint job.