My fiancee found these fishing jokes...

[JCrzy4Bass]

My fiancee found these fishing jokes and thought we'd get a laugh out of em'.  I sure did.  She swears that the third one will be me someday lol.  Later guys.  Enjoy!

A young man from North Carolina moves to Texas and goes to a big "everything under the roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in North Carolina." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came by. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says "one." The boss says, "Just one, our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for? The kid says "$121,345.64 The boss shouts out, "$121,345.64, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SELL?" Kid says, " First I sold him a small hook, Then I sold him a medium hook, Then I sold him a larger hook, and then I sold him a new Penn fishing rod. So I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin-engine boat. Then he told me that he didn't think his Honda would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him an Expedition. The boss said, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK? The kid said, No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, well, your weekend's gunna be shot, you might as well go fishing!

A man was stopped by a game-warden in National Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" the man asked.

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years

[Bassin_Cowboy]

The 1st one is hilarious. Tell her many thanks for the jokes.