Someone check on AVID....

[Bassn Blvd]

Ever since Avid requested the Angalina Jolie pictures, I have noticed that his posts have contained numerous grammatical and spelling errors.  I have to read his posts several times to understand them from all the mistakes.  I also noticed that he has been up at 2, 3 and even 4am browsing this site, unable to sleep.   I don't know exactly what it is he's doing with the pictures (the thought makes me ill) but we may need to monitor him very close.  If his behavior continues then we may need to medicate him by sending pictures of Rosie O' Donelll.......

[Long Mike]

It's hard to type well when your other hand is occupied with a certain nefarious activity.    

[Guest the_muddy_man]

He's OK I speak to him everyday.  

[Bassn Blvd]

What's he doing with all those pictures?

[kybassangler]

Rosie would stop any activity without a doubt.

[Jimzee]

Rosie would stop any activity without a doubt.

Like a garbage truck hitting a freight train!!! ;D

[MALTESE FALCON]

From Angelina to Rosie?? That's like shock therapy. Cruel and unusual. May as well send pictures of Phyllis Diller.LOL

Falcon

[Troutfisher]

Angelina!  A +!  

Rosie? F - !

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

I also have been speaking with Avid and he's just fine.  Too fine kinda but,...doctors orders,...lol  This first stage of healing has lots of pain associated with it so they have him on some strong stuff right now.  He'll be tapering off soon as the physical therapy gets going.

Till then,...let's just cut him some slack and laugh along side him.  

(in other words,..he's really really, REALLY, REALLY stoned.  : )

[Guest the_muddy_man]

I also have been speaking with Avid and he's just fine. Too fine kinda but,...doctors orders,...lol This first stage of healing has lots of pain associated with it so they have him on some strong stuff right now. He'll be tapering off soon as the physical therapy gets going.

Till then,...let's just cut him some slack and laugh along side him.

(in other words,..he's really really, REALLY, REALLY stoned. : )

NNAAAHH!!!!! You coulda fooled me

[kybassangler]

I still can't believe you fellers was gonna make him look at Rosie O'donnell.  

[Guest avid]

Excuse me,

but may I reply to this thread? or is just for people who want to talk "about" me

Ah hemmmmm.   My buds are the best friends a guy could ask for and are "monitoring" me daily.

I am on "the real deal" medications but have already begun to taper off.

form all my years on a computer I have become quite fast on a keyboard.  this is one reason why my posts can be long and sometimes entire words are missing.  I sometimes actually have "thought of a word" and gone on to the next one thinking I already typed the first one.   High speed keyboard types will know what I am talking about.  

Now I have my right arm bound to my side 24/7 and try to type with one hand or maybe the finger tips on my right hand.   It's like trying to learn to baitcast with your other hand.  it aint easy

Muddy has been absolutely phenominal as a best friend.  Russell is right behind him.

So I am have two excellent babysitters.  i can already feel the early stages of recovery with a noticeable reduction in pain.  but the stitches are still in, And I actually woke up in the middle of a sound sleep two days ago, and just ripped the sling off my arm because I couldn't stand it anymore.

It's back on and but I don't care what the doctors tell you.  Rotator cuff surgery totally sucks. and it hurts like hell. not to mention sleeping in a sit up position with your arm immobilized.

Enough of my whining and I know bassin blvd had his "tongue in cheek" but this is a misery guys, so like Russ says. a little slack would go a long way.

Plus if you can't speak Klingon then do like my dear old mother used to say. "get a dictionary and look it up"

As for Anjlina Jolie. pictures......   Look you want stare at a wall of bass photo's.............be my guest.

I have no functional problems "down there" and in the two other areas we Klingon's keep in reserve but there are worse things a benched basser can do than create an Angelina Jolie collage.  gotta do something to pass the time.  

Got a better idea?

Then go do it.   I've got my project and by the way your photo was outstanding.  I saved it before it vanished. but again, notice how the picture I picked of her reading a script is also a perfect entry. so don't go thinking it's all about her being naked or erotic.  That is just not the case.

The pink faerie photo is one I would really like to get in a bigger than avatar size.

big points for that one.

Thanks for the concern, but for you youngins out there.  incision based surgery (the knife) hurts like hell.

avoid it at all costs.

BassResource.com rocks  

avid

[Bassn Blvd]

HELLO.  Sorry to upset ya gramps.  I had no idea you had surgery and frankly it's none of my business.   I had rotator cuff surgery on my 19th birthday. Which ended my draft with the blue jays.  So yes I know the pain.  Was in a cast from shoulder to finger tips and then a sling and therapy.  I certainly did not mean to upset ya in your time of pain but had I known you were going to be this touched by the funnin around then I would have never started the posts.  I guess I got the wrong idea about your humor by reading all your posts poking fun and laughing in good humor.  Again, sorry to upset ya.  Good luck to a speedy recovery and peace out.

[Guest the_muddy_man]

I still can't believe you fellers was gonna make him look at Rosie O'donnell.

ROSIE IS THE ANTI-ANGELINA

[Troutfisher]

Muddy, you are SO right  ;D