Super User Bassn Blvd Posted August 30, 2007 Super User Posted August 30, 2007 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs. "How long will it take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years" my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again! Quote
michbass Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 Can't wait for the chance to try that joke out. Quote
Super User senile1 Posted August 30, 2007 Super User Posted August 30, 2007 That would definitely put you in the doghouse. Quote
Live.2.Fish Posted August 30, 2007 Posted August 30, 2007 Posted by: senile1 Posted on: Today at 9:01am That would definitely put you in the doghouse. If that was all that happened, I would consider yourself a lucky man. Quote
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