squid Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. "Great, just great", I muttered. The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window. He said, "I'm not happy"... To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?" I know....I'm going to hell.......... Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted August 8, 2007 Super User Posted August 8, 2007 IF that were true, that would be the funniest crap I have heard in awhile! Quote
Guest avid Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 who cares if it's true. It be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I have a motto. "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" that, my friends, was a good story. Quote
llPa1nll Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 IF that were true, that would be the funniest crap I have heard in awhile! Couldnt agree more... ;D ;D ;D Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted August 8, 2007 Super User Posted August 8, 2007 ;D Just be careful squid. Most little people have mob connections. Quote
michbass Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 I prefer vertically challenged. How did that coffee feel, it it was too hot you should sue. Did he stop short Quote
skillet Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 ;D ;DBAD DOG!! BAD BAD DOG!! ;D ;D As Ever, skillet Quote
Bassboy15 Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 ;D Just be careful squid. Most little people have mob connections. I am the mob, they call me mob, FILE mob Quote
squid Posted August 9, 2007 Author Posted August 9, 2007 lol...I am only 5'6"...so I am not much taller ...lol Quote
Super User cart7t Posted August 10, 2007 Super User Posted August 10, 2007 You won't go to hell if you say a prayer now, try this one. "Lord, I apologize for that right there, and please be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea, A-men" ;D Quote
squid Posted August 10, 2007 Author Posted August 10, 2007 You won't go to hell if you say a prayer now, try this one. "Lord, I apologize for that right there, and please be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea, A-men" ;D Thanks "LARRY"....lol.. ;D ;D Quote
Mainlybass Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 ROFLMAO! ;D ;D ;D Dude, you're not right! LOLOL Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 Thats funny. Knowing Squid from some of his other posts. I think its true. ;D Doesnt matter its funny. Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted August 24, 2007 Super User Posted August 24, 2007 Best laugh I've had all day.......Thanks. ;D ;D ;D Quote
squid Posted August 28, 2007 Author Posted August 28, 2007 Thats funny. Knowing Squid from some of his other posts. I think its true. ;D Doesnt matter its funny. I can't believe you all would think ...... I would do such a thing .... lol.. ;D ;D BUT HEY...THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME....LOL Quote
Live.2.Fish Posted August 29, 2007 Posted August 29, 2007 That was funny!!! I need that, my morning was getting pretty boring ;D ;D ;D Quote
BassHunter69 Posted August 29, 2007 Posted August 29, 2007 I prefer vertically challenged. How did that coffee feel, it it was too hot you should sue. Did he stop short ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
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