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  • Super User
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A United States Marine was attending some college

courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq

and Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed

atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you

are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15

minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten

minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still

waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him --knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably

shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with

you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy

today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say

stupid crap and act like an ahole. So, He sent me."

  • Super User
Posted

Semper Fi ;)

I'd done it for a nickel  ;D

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