Single, old, and need some pick up lines,lol.

[justfishin]

I wrote in here not long ago that Eva moved back home. We were together a long time but, she never liked living in this country. She was Austrian and I didn't know what she was saying half the time anyway !!! I would not move there so, we parted. Sad but, thats how it is. Anyhow, I need some new pickup lines from you guys. I thought to myself, self, where could you get some new ones ?, why, from the Bass Resource guys. I am not very bright you know.

  My best one is " You is prettier than a new set of snow tars !!!! and they just ignore me. So have at it you bunch of smooth talking stud puppies !!!  

[KU_Bassmaster.]

I heard this one a long time ago, but I still think it's great.  I have jokingly used it.  Still waiting to bring it out for real ;D ;D

It also could get you slapped initially, but ........

Go up to a woman and check the tag of her shirt.  (If you don't slapped move on)  And then say "Ahhhhhh.  Just as I suspected.  Made in heaven"

[the captain]

Redneck pickup line #1: Your eyes are just so perty an green. They remind me of my tractor

[frogtog]

Just say I've lost my phone number can I have yours.

[preach4bass]

;)My wife used this one on me about 8 years ago:

"Hey, you wanna go to a pig pickin'"

If I didn't have Eastern NC roots, I wouldn't have know how to answer.  Thankfully, I love BBQ!

[Munkin]

I have one that is 100% guarenteed!!!

Drive on Prospect street between Hub City Cycles and the mission and if you see a girl you like just say "I have $40 get in".  

Allen

[fishbear]

Here is a couple for ya...

I have lost my mind, can you help me find it?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hope these help ya out,, with out to many slaps in the face   ;D

[Long Mike]

Walk up to the gal and say "Hi, what's your sign?  I'm a feces myself."

[Floridabassking352]

"There are 206 bones in the human body. How'd you like one more?" ;D

[Siebert Outdoors]

Garanteed to work

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

[Mobydick]

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special

You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise

Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you

Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be

Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb!

You're the one I've been saving this seat for

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Can I flirt with you?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

If I were you, I'd have sex with me

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If you were the last woman and I were the last man on earth, we could do it in public.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.  You shouldn't go home without me.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

Wanna play house?  You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

[Grab her tush] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

You must be a library book 'cause I've been checking you out

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.

Your feet must be tired -- 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

You're so hot, you must be real reason for global warming

You look a lot like my next girlfriend

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Hi, I'm Bill Clinton, but you can call me Bubba!

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?

Hi, how do you feel today? (She says: Fine) I asked how you felt, not how you look!

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (She says: No) Wanna go upstairs and talk?

I know milk does a body good, but d**n...How much have you been drinking?

If I gave you neglig ée for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?

I hang out here to avoid the pressures of being a Kennedy

I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Excuse me miss, but I've always wanted to date a supermodel

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I told you you had a beautiful body/chest, would you hold it against me?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

What good is inheriting 2.7 million dollars when you have a weak heart?

Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down

I'm a fertility god in some underdeveloped nations

Is your last name Gillette? Because you're best a man can get!

I'm gay, straighten me out!

I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow

My roommate's a sound sleeper!

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

Stand still so I can pick you up!

You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you

Take me drunk, I'm home!

Extra romantic lines to pick up hot chicks

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you

The last time I saw you, I was dreaming

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are

Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for

Do you have a map? (She says: No, why?) Because I keep getting lost in your eyes

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look bad

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I must have died and gone to Heaven, because I am seeing an angel!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

If you spot her waiting in a restaurant/theater/club: If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself

If water were beauty you'd be an ocean

Lines to pick up redneck chicks

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue

Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!

Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD

Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.

Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway

Get in the truck, sis!

Pick-up lines for elves only

I'm down here!

Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy!

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra

I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!

You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig

All day I make toys -- all night I make love

We don't see many happening' ladies north of the Arctic Circle

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there

I can get you off the naughty list

I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly

I've got something you can hang a wreath on

Pick-up lines that just won't work

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself

Hi, my name is ____.  Don't forget it, because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag

That shirt is very becoming on you.  If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Your welcome!

[Guest the_muddy_man]

WANA SEE MY BassResource.com TOURNY SHIRT

Oh I am Sorry THIS APPROACH ONLY WORKS FOR EXTINGUISHED AUTHORS

[Bass Hammer]

Walk up to the gal and say "Hi, what's your sign? I'm a feces myself."

Instant LOL ;D

[justfishin]

Munkin, you pay 40.00? Wow, they are the high class girls on that street. Seriously, did you ever take a good look at some of them?, no?, then stop up this weekend,lol. ;D

Man, Mobydick, you have been single awhile. But, thanks, I will use some of them,lol. ;D

[bassboy1]

Here is a C&P of the top ten pirate pickup lines being sent around the internet.

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[Ky_Lake_Dude]

Hey baby I think I saw your picture somwhere (you then look into space for a second as if thinking) Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to  KABLAMMMM!!!!!!

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

After 40 years, and a pretty successful career with women, I have only 1 fool proof approach.

Be Yourself.

(especially a nice guy like you Jim)

[Troutfisher]

Pick up lines are funny  ;D, but LBH is right, guys.  

[Guest avid]

I like

"Would you care to see my yacht?"

[Panamoka_Bassin]

Pick up lines are funny ;D, but LBH is right, guys.

Listen to that, LBH is about the biggest horn-dog I've met on this site!  Best advice, be sincere and look her in the eyes, and don't get caught "checking her out."

Here's some that WILL work:

Do you have a quarter?  My mamma said I should call when I find the woman I want to marry.

That sweater looks great on you!  I wonder how it would look on my bedroom floor.

Wanna get a pizza and go back to my place for sex?  (when she says no, or laughs say,) What?  Don't you like pizza?

[senko_77]

Do you work for UPS, because I could have sworn you were staring at my package.

Good luck Justfishin

[justfishin]

Be myself, thats why I can't get a date. LBH, a " successful career " with women? What are you Deuce Bigalow? ;D , LOL, watch your daughters Avid.

[Bassn Blvd]

I don't use pick up lines.  They are all corny. I just get straight to the point and say " Hello, you wanna ________".  Fill in the blank with whatever you want.  You will be amazed at how many will say okay.......

[flyphisher #]

Rent the movie "The Tao of Steve"....there is much to learn from the premise....

unattainable and smart@zz are the two words that keep coming up when the girls i date talk about how they ended up with me with my current ladyfriend being the exception.make them think you are out their league and make the laugh..and its all over .... that is over the last 15 years.......then once they end up getting to know me, I end up having to run them off, most of the time....

Its all about the mojo..... ;D

My best pickup lines would get deleted.....well they were good for at least a night..i must admit,i am rather creative,bold and brave after 4 or 5 adult beverages  8-)...

walking up to a slightly intoxicated hottie and sayin nice shoes etc.... wanna fornicate??? isnt the best way to meet marriage material......unless she has a great sense of humor....

[Red]

tell her you have a nine inch tounge and can breath through your ears!