Hey Gang

[Catt]

Would somebody fine Russ a Woman?  

[Cephkiller]

Well, it's gonna be tough because he talks funny and he always smells like fish  

Oh yeah, he also drives a big ugly brown truck.

[burleytog]

He's got plenty of women on My Space... ;D

[Matt Fly]

I know a female at Fork that is just waiting for Russ to bring his skinny butt back.   She's is waiting to do a little dance across the water for him.

Matt

[Catt]

He's got plenty of women on My Space... ;D

Anybody can have women on my space  

this is where Muddy would add

[Deb]

Poor Russ..........see what happens when you turn 40............life gets really fun

Good friends always willling to come to your rescue in your time of need

Now that I think about it, I may know a few single ladies you might like to meet  , cause that's what friends are for........

[Catt]

I'll put an ad in the paper  

[Deb]

I'll put an ad in the paper

good thing it says ABLE to cook and clean........oh me, that sounds a whole lot like me

Catt, you might ought to add........Good bass KISSER! :-*

[Troutfisher]

He's got plenty of women on My Space... ;D

I saw that too... ;D

Good ad, Catt.

[Panamoka_Bassin]

Oh, man, it must be bad, LBH, if your friends are out "fishing " for you.  If things aren't going well for you come winter, I'm gonna have to take your butt up to Vermont and we'll go "trolling."  We'll even get you one of those fake cast so you can work the sympathy angle as well...HEHEE

[Guest the_muddy_man]

Ahhh All those women Russ has on MYSPACE are all corresponding for jail cells

[burleytog]

The thing is, I went fishing for a friend once.  He hooked one he liked, hasn't been fishing since.   :'(

[fishbear]

LBH,

I have 3 unmarried older sisters I can introduce you to.  They are all great cooks, have a great personality, grew up around hunting and fishing in my family, have a great personality, can probably out shoot most men, have a great personality, all their kids are grown, have a great personality, ummmmmmm let me see if I can doctor up, I mean find some pictures for ya....

Did I mention they have a great personality???  One for each day of the week..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

OK,...I'll play

Bring them on!! Send all women and or close facsimiles thereof to

LBH ClubHouse

East Greenwich, RI

02818

In all seriousness folks, if you are actually wondering,.....

I never got married because I (for a single guy) always understood what a real marriage should be.  I have a great example in my parents.  50 years this yr.  This isn't something I took lightly or ran off to do at 21 because all my friends were.

Well, here we are at age 40 and she just never came.  I've always been told I would be the best dad ever but,...just never happened (at least not according to any state records in the continental U.S.)

So what do we do?

I am fortunate to have a few friends to do things with, they all fish, they all are in the same boat as me and a re all very respectable people.  If I or any one of them ever found the right person, I/we would be nothing but happy for them.

So is the grass always greener on the other side?  Sure is.  Many *** the lifestyle I lead and never realize that I, in turn, *** theirs.  I was made to have a partner, just not one I "settled" for.  You gotta be able to keep up and that's not the easiest thing to do when you're around me.  I want someone who drives me to be and do better.  So far, I have lots of friends that do that very well and love me to boot.  That's a lot more than some so I'll never complain about anything this life has dished me.

If I died tomorrow, they'd all remember that I died smiling,...no regrets.

Now, many just see a guy who sees a hottie in a post and comments about her (Avids thread)

Now that I have explained a bit, understand that the initial attraction isn't her looks, it's that she is Avid's offspring.  I *** Avid's marriage.  See how it works?  I'm not shallow, but I know a good thing when I see it.  But by all means, I'm not AGAINST meeting any referrals

PS-Just for the record, even since I was a teen, parents of the girls I dated LOVED me!!  I'm serious.  Remember the video of the striper fishing?  That guy is Michelle's dad.

Big lesson here is "never burn a bridge".

[Long Mike]

Fishbear, what the hell is Russ gonna do with a woman who can't sew or shuck corn?  I wouldn't blame him a bit if he never responded to your post.  Geez, you are trying to sell defective goods.   ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

Mike- I'm the cook in the house  No worries, but this brings up a point.

NO SALAD EATERS!  I want a girl who loves seafood, a good steak and ice cream sundaes  I may be skinny, but I know how to eat!

[jeremyt]

LBH,

You must come from good genetics, just wait til the good ole matabolism slows down. ;D

Before I got married, I was living in the barracks at Camp Lejeune eating pizza and drinking a beer or two everynight. Once I got married it started catching up/

[Catt]

Dude you need to find you a Cajun  

[roadwarrior]

Dude you need to find you a Cajun

I don't know. When Russ starts dreaming about Southern Girls, he's probably thinking Connecticut!

8-)

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

Connecticut has been very good to me RW!!

40 mins away and a whole different state.  That's where I hide out when I need a break.  That girl Linda at the beginning of the season opener video is from Ct.  I met her at the Bacardi Billfish tourny in Pompano Beach a few years back.  I was like,..."who's the bacardi girl with my accent???"