My wife shot the bait monkey

[jeremyt]

So the past two weeks the fever has hit me really hard, and I had the honor to be visited by the bait monkey. He came and stayed for two weeks and urged me to spend about $600 on him. Well last night my wife killed that darn thing and said his family is not welcome for a while as long as I want to stay at her house.

I'm gonna miss that guy.

[Raul]

Poor woman, she don 't know the BM is undestructible  :.

[Hookemdown.]

You can run...but you can't hide :-/

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

"Kill the bait monkey"....lol  good one

[llPa1nll]

So the past two weeks the fever has hit me really hard, and I had the honor to be visited by the bait monkey. He came and stayed for two weeks and urged me to spend about $600 on him. Well last night my wife killed that darn thing and said his family is not welcome for a while as long as I want to stay at her house.

I'm gonna miss that guy.

Well I hope you got a sleeping bag and that your boat has a big enough deck to strecth out on for a bed in the meantime...

;D ;D ;D

What I have her listen too when my GF asks why I go fishing so much:

I'm Gonna Miss Her - Brad Paisley            

[Bladesmith,]

My wife IS the bait monkey......" You need one of those.........and I need one, too ! "

[flechero]

The divorce would be cheaper in the long run.

just kidding, only going for a laugh.

[roadwarrior]

Nah, it's probably "cheaper to keep her."

My wife won't let the Bait Monkey in the house so I built him a little room of his own. :

[Cigarlover 1]

Yeah the baitmonkey is alive and well. He's standing on my shoulder right now telling me I need to reoder some plastics to go with the combo I've got coming in the mail today. LOL

[Guest the_muddy_man]

Nah!!!!!!!! She just disguised him as THE SHOPPING MONKEY, once she spends 600 bucks on a pair of shoes things will even out :

[Big T]

My wife recently got rid of the Baitmonkey as well, the only thing is she traded him in for his even more evil cousin called the boat monkey, which is due to arrive sometime in Janaury. ;D

Big T

[MALTESE FALCON]

Poor misguided woman. To think she can kill the Bait Monkey. We all know that's not possible.

Falcon

[grimlin]

Mine told me the baitmonkey is grounded from coming to the house for awhile.He's only welcome when i worked overtime.

[Bladesmith,]

It's obvious; Muddy has experience in these matters.

[MattStrykul]

Yeah the baitmonkey has me on a leash. A tight leash. Anytime I have money it's gone! Then I find some jigs and crankbaits "magicly appear."  

[jeremyt]

Hot off the press.

The bait monkey is back in the good graces, the wife wants me to take her fishing in the morn, and she wants her own rod n reel. HMmm the possibilities.

[Bass Hammer]

All hail the power of the monkey

[Catt]

Bait monkey is afraid of that little Pollock I'm married to; so I just meet him at Academy where I work.