BUBBA'S SISTER

[squid]

I think this is an old one, but I couldn't remember if it was on here.

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused

her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and

sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "

Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine.

Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's

name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a bea utiful name! Maybe I was wrong

about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

[Captain Underpants]

lol, thats a good one.

[Hookemdown.]

;D

Another good one from the "squid-vault"

[skillet]

;D ;DDo you run around with a bunch of comics? ;D ;D

                                   As Ever,

                                    skillet

[harshman]

Nice  

Harshman

[roadwarrior]

;D ;D ;D

8-)

[squid]

;D ;DDo you run around with a bunch of comics? ;D ;D

                                   As Ever,

                                    skillet

I use to...If any of you have been watching Last Comic Standing....Dante is a friend of mine...HE IS FUNNY!!  I missed it the last 2 weeks, so I don't even know if he is still there.  If he is...I hope he does his cockroach jokes...very talented man.