I love this joke. :)

[Redlinerobert]

A cocky Department of  Highways employee stopped at a farm   and

talked with an old farmer.

He told the  farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible  new

road."

The old farmer said,  "OK, but don't go in that field."    The

Highways employee said,"I have the  authority of the State

Department of Highways to

go where I want. See this card?  I am allowed to go wherever I wish on

your land."

The old farmer rolled  his eyes and went about his chores.

Later,he heard loud screams and saw the man  running for the fence

with

the farmer's

prize bull close behind him. The bull  was madder than a nest full of

hornets and he was

gaining on the employee at  every step.

The old farmer called  out, "Show him your card!"

[KU_Bassmaster.]

That's good ;D

[MitchIsFishin]

Now that's funny, don't care who you are ;D

[Hookemdown.]

;D

It always seems like old people get the best of everyone.

[llPa1nll]

Classic...