DADDY'S PHONE CALL HOME

[squid]

**"Hello?"**

**"Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?"**

**"No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

**"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**

**"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

**Right now."**

Brief Pause.

**"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door a nd shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**

**"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**

**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**"I did it, Daddy."**

**"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!"**

**"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"**

**"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**"Swimming pool? .**

**Is this 486-5731?"*

*No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

[Guest ncbass24]

Ha Ha, good one squid! ;D ;D

[Hookemdown.]

Still funny ;D

[Bankbeater]

hahaha ;D

[Gatorbassman]

That ain't right. lol ;D

[fishing=life]

ROFL ;D

[Ky_Lake_Dude]

That is GREAT!

[Vyron]

ahaahahahahahahaha