Five best things to say if you get caught sleeping

[frogtog]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in

the time Management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You

probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards

when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught

sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

[preach4bass]

I can use #1 if I ever fall asleep in my office!  Thanks frog ;D

[Hookemdown.]

;D  What about #6?

"Just putting my contact in."