AVID NEEDS OUR HELP FELLAS

[Guest the_muddy_man]

HEY FELLAS; I have been reading Avid's thread about how he is all set to become an AMATEUR WEATHERMAN. ThosE of you who know Avid as well as I do know that means soon (If not this summer) we will see AVID chasing storms. I can just see him getting swept away by a twister

I am asking all who know him to mail him a small quantity of SAND. IF WE GET HIM ENOUGH HE CAN PUT IT IN HIS POCKETS AND SHOES AND WE WON'T LOOSE HIM THAT WAY

AVID; FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE MEMORIZE THIS LINE;(click your heels 3 times together and)SAY>>>

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

[George Welcome]

It's a good thing he only wants to be an amateur because schoolwise he already flunked out. After all he spelled his name correctly which means he has answered one to many weatherman topics correctly. It is a rule of any weather school that no question or forecast ever be answered correctly to include the spelling of ones name. The first time a weather student answers anything correctly they flunk out and are sent to Med school.

[ejtaylor822]

All we have here in central NC is clay dirt - little more dense than sand and just as heavy - will that work?  The problem is that if you leave it in your pockets, and your britches get washed, well, it may look like you had something else in your pocket.

[John J.]

Shoot! I've got some concrete! Load his pockets full of rocks/sand and then concrete him to a foundation. I got a friend who took meteorology. Knowing Avid's luck if he learns Meteorology he will have a Meteor crash on him!

[KS_Bassin]

The first time a weather student answers anything correctly they flunk out and are sent to Med school.

I'm not sure Avid is med. school material wasn't he the one to get frostbite in Florida ?  ;D

[Panamoka_Bassin]

Shoot! I've got some concrete! Load his pockets full of rocks/sand and then concrete him to a foundation.

Hey, dats not de way to use cement.  Youse gotta make 'em into shoes.  Fahgedaboutit.

[Guest avid]

Muddy's just jealous because the Dodgers moved out of Brooklyn and he ain't got over it yet.

[Guest the_muddy_man]

Muddy's just jealous because the Dodgers moved out of Brooklyn and he ain't got over it yet.

You are right , they broke my father's heart when they moved

[skillet]

 Sand's in the mail (along with the check)...                    

                    As Ever,

                     skillet

[John J.]

Heh, all I will do is send a card asking "Hey Avid! how's the weather down there???"  ;D ;D ;D ;D