Super User Matt Fly Posted July 2, 2007 Super User Posted July 2, 2007 realistically? A young boy went up to his father and ask him, "Dad, what is the difference between potenially and realistically?" The father thought for a minute, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, then go ask you sister, then go ask your brother, then come back after a few days of thinking it over." So the boy went to his mother and asked if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million. The mother replied, "of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" He then asked his sister. The girl replied, "Oh my God! I love Brad Pitt, I would sleep with him in a heart beat!" Then the boy asked his brother would he sleep with Brad Pitt. "Of course the brother replied. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered his families answer for a few days and then went back to his Dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potenially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potenially, you and I are setting on 3 million dollars, but realistically, we are living with two hookers and a ****!!" Quote
mattm Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 I posted just a little earlier that one of burley's comments was the funniest post I had ever read. Not anymore, I couldn't stop laughing for like 2 minutes. Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.