Super User Bassn Blvd Posted June 15, 2007 Super User Posted June 15, 2007 Thought you might need a good laugh today. This should do it. I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." Quote
Super User Root beer Posted June 15, 2007 Super User Posted June 15, 2007 hahaha. pretty darn funny, i'm tell that joke to the other guys at work. ;D Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted June 15, 2007 Super User Posted June 15, 2007 ;D ;D Old guy's are too clever sometimes... Quote
Guest avid Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Ya gotta love old men.... I keep saying that to all the 20 year old hotties at South Beach, but for some reason they just laugh Quote
Super User Raul Posted June 15, 2007 Super User Posted June 15, 2007 You need a fancy imported sportscar Avid, that will help a lot. In the city where I live in there used to live ( he passed away a couple of years ago ) a very wealthy man named Antonio Enriquez, he had lots of properties and his monthly income was obscene, one day at the club he was watching all the young guys building muscles at the gym, he enters the gym and as cool as cucumber he says to the guys: " Guys, instead of working out to build muscles you should be working hard building income, I bet y 'all that with my wallet I catch more hotties than you in an hour than you with all them muscles in a month " Quote
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