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  • Super User
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Thought you might need a good laugh today. This should do it.

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an

old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked

hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.  The old man

kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man

staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the

matter, never done anything wild in your life?"  The old man did not bat

an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I

was just wondering if you were my son."

Posted
Ya gotta love old men....

I keep saying that to all the 20 year old hotties at South Beach,

but for some reason they just laugh  

  • Super User
Posted

You need a fancy imported sportscar Avid, that will help a lot.  ;)

In the city where I live in there used to live ( he passed away a couple of years ago ) a very wealthy man named Antonio Enriquez, he had lots of properties and his monthly income was obscene, one day at the club he was watching all the young guys building muscles at the gym, he enters the gym and as cool as cucumber he says to the guys: " Guys, instead of working out to build muscles you should be working hard building income, I bet y 'all that with my wallet I catch more hotties than you in an hour than you with all them muscles in a month "

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