The Unabasser Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 >> >> Can you cry under water? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> How important does a person have to be before they are considered >> assassinated instead of just murdered? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a >> "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you >> were buried in for eternity? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why does a round pizza come in a square box? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> What disease did cured ham actually have? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it >> would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies >> wake up like every two hours? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a >> hearing? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in >> binoculars to look at things on the ground? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to >> see you naked anyway. >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a >> horrible crisp, >> which no decent human being would eat? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song >> about him? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a >> coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? >> They're both dogs! >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, >> why didn't he just buy dinner? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from >> vegetables, what is baby oil made from? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from >> morons? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the >> same tune? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why did you just try singing the two songs above? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, >> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets >> mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out >> the window? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Where do the people who live in Hawaii go on vacation? >> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote
largemouthslayer Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Why do your feet smell and your nose run? Quote
Guest avid Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 where do you go when someone puts you on 'hold' Quote
RecMar8541 Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 why do we park on a driveway....and drive on a parkway? Quote
Super User Root beer Posted May 31, 2007 Super User Posted May 31, 2007 If a mute person swears does his mother makes him wash his hand? Quote
BucketmouthAngler13 Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Why do people work their buts off half of their life so they can sit on a beach the other half, when it is so much easier to just skip the work part? LOL great thread. Stuff like this really cracks me up. ;D Quote
Troutfisher Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 If a tree falls in the woods while no one is around, and it crushes a mime, does anyone care? ;D Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted June 1, 2007 Super User Posted June 1, 2007 I actually sung the two songs, then read the next line in disgust :-[. Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted June 2, 2007 Super User Posted June 2, 2007 I actually sung the two songs, then read the next line in disgust :-[. ME TOO!!! : Quote
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