The Unabasser Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 You Are Getting Sleepy... It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Claude the Amazing Hypnotist was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... " The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Crap!" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theater. Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted June 2, 2007 Super User Posted June 2, 2007 Once again I had to clean off my computer screen. (I was drinking a glass of water while reading this!) ;D Quote
RecMar8541 Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 good thing the guy didnt say the f word......internet filming options would have been unending.......hehehehehe Quote
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