As Women Age...

[Deb]

As women age, some cruel things happen. Usually 1st it's a few gray hairs that turn to many. Lines and wrinkles appear. Her arms get too short to read the paper! Little aches become big pains. "Wiggle & Giggle" get renamed "Saggy & Baggy" or even "Heckle & Jeckle". She realizes it feels good to be standing in the walk-in freezer at the grocery. She starts to notice facial hair, it's not enough that she has to shave her legs and armpits daily (well, some days) but then to wake up and find this.......a full fledged handlebar mustache......

Now what in the world are you supposed to do with this?????????

and it had to happen on one of the two nights a week that my husband gets to sleep with me. You can see, he's not too happy!  Maybe it's because it looks like his

[Root beer]

haha. Nice bass!

[Bassboy15]

all thrree of you are kissing... ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

Personally, I think mit just makes you even more attractive than you were before!!!!  I wish MY MOM had a 'stache like that!!  

To accessorize, get yourself a pair of earrings like the ones in my avatar

[Dan Pitre]

LMAO thats so funny!!!!

[Long Mike]

Madam, I am not a doctor, but I have watched actors portraying doctors on TV.  In my opinion, you have a malady known as fishtache.  The condition is incurable so long as you continue to pursue bass.  An even worse condition is known as catfishtache.  Should you decide to forgo fishing altogether, both conditions can be reversed, but will be replaced by ugly black hairs.  In the case of catfishstache, you will be permanently scarred.  ;D

[Guest avid]

Avid, I'm afraid there's no cure for my afflection

cute post.

No cure needed. That's an affliction we can all live with.

Don't worry about the housework.  People only notice, when you don't do it.

Say Hi to wiggle n giggle for me.

[Deb]

I just almost spit coffee all over the computer screen.  I'll pass the message along...  Thanks for the early morning laugh!

[Catt]

Now that's funny right there