Guest the_muddy_man Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Skinny Dipping An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast. Quote
Guest avid Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Moral: Old men can still think fast. Especially dirty old men Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Moral: Old men can still think fast. Especially dirty old men [/quoteTHATS MY NAME Dirty Old Man Quote
RiskKid. Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Alligators in North Carolina???? Those girls must have been blond! Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted May 21, 2007 Super User Posted May 21, 2007 Alligators in North Carolina???? Those girls must have been blond! OMG too funnny Quote
Super User Root beer Posted May 21, 2007 Super User Posted May 21, 2007 HAHAHA. Great joke and replies. HAHAHA. Quote
Cephkiller Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 LOL! No, seriously. I really laughed out loud and I'm not a laugh out loud kind of guy. Quote
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