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A 6 year old and his 4 year old brother were talking one morning before breakfast. The 6 yr old says "I think were old enough now to start cursing, so when we get down for breakfast, I'm gonna say something using the word hell and you say something using the word ***.

The 4 yr old agrees enthusiastically and they go bounding down stairs for breakfast. Upon sitting at the table their mom asks

"So what would you like for breakfast boys"?

The 6year old replies, "Aw hell mom, I think I'll have some cherios".

WHACK! He goes flying off his chair on to the floor and runs upstairs crying as his mother in hot pursuit, smacks his butt with every step on the stairs. She locks him in his room and says, "you just stay in there until I feel like letting you out".

Upon returning down stairs she turns to the 4 year old and asks

"And what would YOU like for breakfast young man"?

The 4 year old replies, "I dont know mom, but you can bet your fat *** its not going to be cherios".

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