BPS' conspiracy to end bass fishing

[preach4bass]

I got a Father's Day sale catalog from BPS today and on the cover is a guy holding a bass over the side of his boat. Underneath that is a picture of a grill that's on sale. It looks like the man is putting the bass on the grill.  BPS is trying to subliminally get us to do away with "catch and release" and kill all the bass.  It's a conspiracy ;D

[Fish Man]

AHH HA!!!!....i knew it all along, it was bass pro shops that killed Kennedy...oh yea and that thing that you said.

P.S. they were on the grassy gnowl using their high tech camo and shooting accesories

[Triton21]

Also BPS killed MLK.

[BucketmouthAngler13]

No no no, you guys got it all wrong. Why would BPS want to harm the fisheries and thus harming themselves? The truth is PETA has infiltrated BPS and has dozens of henchmen working in several departments, including the department that designes the graphics on the website and catalog! PETA was behind the Kicktail lure and hundreds of other scams so that fishermen would spend their money on lures what wouldnt catch bass! Infact, Roland Martin was hired by PETA to advertise the Rocket Rod!

AND they where behind the deaths of JFK and MLK!

[=Matt 5.0=]

Mmmmmmmmm P.E.T.A.....People Eating Tasty Animals...... ;D

[Troutfisher]

You guys need to go fish or something...

[edbassmaster]

I got a Father's Day sale catalog from BPS today and on the cover is a guy holding a bass over the side of his boat. Underneath that is a picture of a grill that's on sale. It looks like the man is putting the bass on the grill. BPS is trying to subliminally get us to do away with "catch and release" and kill all the bass. It's a conspiracy ;D

Thats funny...I just got the same one today too. This catalog is much different than the 5 they sent me this month.

[Root beer]

Mmmmmmmmm P.E.T.A.....People Eating Tasty Animals...... ;D

Ya, PETA needs more member and more people to eat tasty animals. That what it is.

[Fish Man]

ok i did a little bit of research an it turns out that peta didnt infiltrate BPS but in fact started it, what they are doing is destroying the fishing an hunting community from the inside,once they get all the power and lots of customers they will start sending out subliminal messages in catalogs,adds,commercials etc and make us join them....as for the assasinations they knew that kennedy and mlk were going to fight peta's cause in the future and would ruin their operation so hey ended that problem early so it wouldnt bring up any suspicion  ;D they also have a nascar sponsorship so they can get rid of whoever might be left once they get ther own cup series

BTW troutfisher i think your right im gettin a little to into this  ;D

[Troutfisher]

I would say, Redneck ;D

But seriously, a bird told me that Cabelas is also conspiring....

[preach4bass]

I got a Father's Day sale catalog from BPS today and on the cover is a guy holding a bass over the side of his boat. Underneath that is a picture of a grill that's on sale. It looks like the man is putting the bass on the grill. BPS is trying to subliminally get us to do away with "catch and release" and kill all the bass. It's a conspiracy ;D

Thats funny...I just got the same one today too. This catalog is much different than the 5 they sent me this month.

You only got 5 other catalogs this month?  You must be a bad customer. ;D

[frogtog]

After all theise years now I know who shot JR. ;D

[Rattlinrogue]

BPS plays both sides of the fence.It's just more profit.And you can't blame 'em.They're in business to make money.

[georgiabassfisherman]

i dont think BPS is conspiring against us fisherman but ill let u guys know if i dig up anything since i work there now and if u can get a job there guys u get great discounts but ill keep u guys posted