I love Paris........................In the slammer

[Guest avid]

Our favorite slutty celeb going in for 45 days.  Anyone shedding tears?  

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070504/ap_en_ce/paris_hilton

[Tom Bass]

Nope...I think she oughta actually serve in the downtown jail.

[Guest avid]

Nope...I think she oughta actually serve in the downtown jail.

My understanding is that celebs stay in "special housing"  This is not a country club but a secluded 23  hour lockup out of the general population.  Paris is definitly not going on vacation.

[frogtog]

I think she should have been made to report today. If it had been me I would be in jail tonight. They also need to put her low life parents in there with her

so they can see what they did'nt raise. >

[justfishin]

As they used to say in the skit with the flight attendants on Saturday Night Live-----Bu-bye !

[ejtaylor822]

Her Mom thought the sentence was funny?  Asking for autograhs.  What?  What kind of parent thinks their child going to jail is funny?  That certainly explains a lot.....

She talking about being mistaken is a joke.  Yeah, right.  She was warned, signed documents and then blew it off thinking it was all a joke she could buy her way out of.  Think the hardest part of the sentence for her will be having to wear "off the shelf" prison orange jumpsuits and no $200 panties that she is so fond of.

[michbass]

She doesnt appear to be the brightest bulb in the box so I doubt she will learn much from it. She will be back to old habits soon after being released is my guess.     Maybe there will be a prison video soon  :

[frogtog]

Whats so bad about it is that the news media will go crazy over this and we

will get to hear about it for months. >

[Guest avid]

She doesnt appear to be the brightest bulb in the box so I doubt she will learn much from it. She will be back to old habits soon after being released is my guess. Maybe there will be a prison video soon :

I'm not so sure.

I Looked carefully at the photo's after the sentencing and she looked completly distraut. In shock.

No, I think it's possible that this could be a "wake up" call for Ms. Hilton.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not naive enough to expect her to stop being the shallow rich b+tch, but the judge made it clear, no work leave, no furloughs, no alternate incarceration (ankle bracelet)

No, she is going to real jail for six weeks and I think she is in for the shock of her life.

Also about the "go immediatley to jail"  this is going to be a bit of a test of her attitude.

The judge told her if she fails to report on time than the sentence is doubled to 90 days.

He's not playing with her.

[michbass]

Its nice too see that she has to finally answer for her actions. I commend the Judge for not letting her status "money" get her out of it. It seems like alot of famous people get preferred treatment in the court system.

[roadwarrior]

avid.

Thanks man! I missed all the news today...but this is just too cool.   8-)

The princess in prison...wow!

[justfishin]

Hey Avid, could you classify Paris going to jail as a Ho Down ?

[=Matt 5.0=]

LOL, says she arrived to court 10 minutes late. Never a good idea!  ;D

[flyphisher #]

Yall stop talking so bad about the woman of my dreams.....$$$$$ and looks.....Wouldnt mind being her boytoy right after she gets out...YEE-HAW

[Maxximus Redneckus]

Id like to be her Gaurd hee hee hee yes paris u can have a cig only if uuuuuu ..............

[rbarkerjr]

Maybe there could be a new reality show out of this. The Simple Life...CONVICT.

[HUNTER19]

what exactly did she do???

[Maxximus Redneckus]

what exactly did she do???

DWI i think ironic thing is more ppl killed in the USA from drunk drivers yearly then have been killed in iraq  this yr .matter of fact more ppl killed period in USA murder, drunk drivers ,random robberies  then iraq