How To Save On Gas

[frogtog]

     -------Original Message-------

     > George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

     >

     > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop

     > using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That

     > would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would

     > come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When

     > they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a

     > canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he

     > wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.

     > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After

     > his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since they defended

     > this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal

     > patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and

     > provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to

     > make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them

     > to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

     >

     > If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it

     > to your friends.

     >

     > I just did.

     > George Carlin

   

           

   

[MALTESE FALCON]

AMEN!!!

Falcon

[Cephkiller]

I'm not saying whether or not I agree with the sentiment expressed here, but unfortunately, I have to Snopes someone again.  When Carlin's name is attached to something, it's probably not really attributable to him.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp