squid Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything. Quote
michbass Posted April 29, 2007 Posted April 29, 2007 Doesnt everyone have someone form the past they can celebrate being in the past. Great joke Quote
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