justfishin Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 > RE: Swearing at Work <RE: Swearing at Work> > > > > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals > > throughout the company have been using foul language during the course > > > of normal conversation with their co-workers. > > > > Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily > > offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. > > > > We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to > > accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. > > > > Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have > > been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can > > continue in an effective manner. > > > > 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. > > INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. > > > > 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. > > INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. > > > > 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. > > INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? > > > > 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. > > INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way. > > > > 5) TRY SAYING: Really? > > INSTEAD OF: You'v e got to be sh___ing me! > > > > 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... > > INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__. > > > > 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. > > INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem. > > > > 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. > > INSTEAD OF: What the f___? > > > > 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. > > INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. > > > > 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. > > INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner? > > > > 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. > > INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. > > > > 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? > > INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die. > > > > 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? > > INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a __. > > > > 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. > > INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary. > > > > 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. > > INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__. > > > > 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. > > INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks. > > > > 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? > > INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss? > > > > 18) T RY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. > > INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck. > > > Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 19. try saying I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD MY REQUEST instead of WHAT ARE T YOU A #%%^* MOOK Quote
Fish Man Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 20. try sayin: sorry boss i guess i didnt here you when you told me that instead of: do i look like i give a rats a*@?!?!?! 21.try saying: yes that is what you need to do instead of: did i f*@#ing studer!!! ;D Quote
KYbass1276 Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Or when some one says that person is in charge of this project or operation you can subsitute that with this. He is the one humping the goat here I'm just holding the horns. Quote
skillet Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 Those were GREAT!! Sounds like the difference in working in an office and construction work. Going to have to remember the one about the goat. That covers more than the work place ;D As Ever, Skillet Quote
ejtaylor822 Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 To: Management Excuse me, sir, In response to your last memo regarding foul language, that's interesting. I love a challenge, but, I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. You should check with Susie, she's an aggressive go getter, and sure she is willing to help. However, I don't think you understand, and, I think you could use more training in regard to this subject. I'm certain that isn't feasible and I am not sure it can be implemented. My boss, well, he was somewhat insensitive to this subject, and, he's not familiar with the issues. I will try to work on the new policy, I will try to schedule that and perhaps work late. Your loyal goat-horn holding subjects. Quote
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