Absolutely Priceless

[frogtog]

THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl

across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in

handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the

next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get

scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy

answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're

married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.

"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going

to step on it!"

[Redlinerobert]

Adorable.  Kids say the funniest things.

[Jimzee]

I remember those days... ;D