squid Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Wabbits A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." Quote
Troutfisher Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 :-*[move]Ha Ha Ha! Muddy's kid ;D[/move] Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted April 17, 2007 Super User Posted April 17, 2007 Ok, that was good. Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted April 17, 2007 Super User Posted April 17, 2007 Good one Squid!!! ;D ;D Quote
squid Posted April 17, 2007 Author Posted April 17, 2007 HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT FOR THESE TO MY MOM....SHE FINDS THEM EVERYDAY. Quote
zara spook Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Thank goodness I went to the bathroom after lunch.... Quote
Gotta Love It Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 That would be my 4 year old daughter minus the lisp! ;D Quote
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