frogtog Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola - and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital? I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. ;D Quote
Gotta Love It Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 That was great! Thanks for the laugh! ;D Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 THATS GREAT I was in Walmart with my friend Tony a little after Halloween. They were seeling those big bags of Halloween candies 1/2 price. Some lady behind us had a huge bag of M&M's and asked if we thought it was still good. I couldn't reisit I told her i bought some of those same M&M's just last week but I had to return them because when I opened them they were all WW"S don't you know SHE PUT THEM BACK!!!!!!!!!!! Only at Wally World Quote
Shad_Master Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 I told my wife that shopping at Wal-Mart is like going to Disneyland -- they have all these cartoon characters walking around in funny costumes at both places. Quote
Cephkiller Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 As you can tell from my avatar, I need to lose several pounds. What variety of Purina do you recommend? Quote
Super User Root beer Posted April 10, 2007 Super User Posted April 10, 2007 Haha, that woman got mooked! ;D I have one for you too, It not as funny as yours, but here it is. I called my friend andrew's cell to ask him for a ride tommrow, and his mom pick up his cell and said hey, do you want talk to andrew? I said "ya, that why I called his cell phone." Weird day. Quote
michbass Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Be careful I had to cut back on the soft kind due to the recall :'( Quote
Gotta Love It Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 As you can tell from my avatar, I need to lose several pounds. What variety of Purina do you recommend? Cephkiller... you are not alone! I need this diet too! ;D Quote
Super User burleytog Posted April 11, 2007 Super User Posted April 11, 2007 My works at Wal Mart and you would not believe the stories she tells. Sad thing is that it isn't only the customers who sometimes come up with stupid comments, it is also quite a few of the employees. Quote
ejtaylor822 Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 frogtog, that's good. I got to go get some dog food tomorrow and the store I go to the little girl always asks me what kind of dog I have - gonna tell her about the diet I'm on. That's great. Eddie Quote
edbassmaster Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 "I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me." LOL!!!! Thats the best!! ;D Quote
Claude Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 LMFAO, I heard this one a few weeks ago, still funny as ever though Quote
RecMar8541 Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Went into a local store to get some stamps. The guy says how many do you need? I say I need a roll of 100. He says oh we cant sell them by the roll. I say ok then Ill take 100 individual stamps.....he actually started to count them out...then gave me a coy look like we were gonna be all covert, and slips me a whole roll.....what a moron.... Quote
bassboy1 Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I told my wife that shopping at Wal-Mart is like going to Disneyland -- they have all these cartoon characters walking around in funny costumes at both places. Have you ever been there at 2:00 in the morning? Ohhh man! Quote
moby bass Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 ROTF LMAO Frogtog, that's about the funniest story I've ever heard. I'm glad I wasn't drinking a cup of coffee, I would have had to clean the computer screen Quote
Super User Sam Posted April 12, 2007 Super User Posted April 12, 2007 We had some copperheads at our house last summer and my wife is deathly afraid of all snakes so I went to Wal-Mart to get some Moth Balls to sprinkle around the front yard to keep the snakes away. I could not find any boxes of Moth Balls at Wal-Mart so I asked one of the Wal-Mart lady staffers if she knew where they were. She said she had never heard of Moth Balls so I told her it was the only part of the moth that was edible. You should have seen her face as she processed that statement. I just thanked her and went to my local grocery store and picked up two boxes. Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 If that is true and you really did that. You are my hero. ;D Freaking hilarious. Quote
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