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SOME OF THESE ARE TOO FUNNY

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly

age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't

have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsshole on the top of its head.

(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with

crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to

cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors

would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have

been better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny

tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen

age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is

always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and

my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.

(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels

can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I

think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it

makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two

divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.

*********** (Becky age 8)

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she

was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired

right up her fat arss. (Jule age 7)

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