Guest the_muddy_man Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 > > >A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out > >of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, > >enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. > >"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even > >more. > > > >Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, > >blue lights flashing and siren blaring. > > > >He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, > >"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the > >Trooper's arrival. > > > >Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked > >at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is > >Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard > >before, I'll let you go." > > > >The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with > >a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." > > > >"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Quote
justfishin Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 Muddy, ya got a million of them. Thats a funny one. ;D Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted March 12, 2007 Super User Posted March 12, 2007 Muddy, you ought to be on the Stage. There should be one arriving in your area in about thirty minutes. Please get on it and Go West, Old Man, Go West! If you don't. we will be forced to put up with you for an entire week at Fork ;D Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 14, 2007 Super User Posted March 14, 2007 That was good Muddy. I agree. You need to take the show to a stage. ;D Quote
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